Thursday, October 30, 2008

winner takes it all!

It just struck me yesterday, like a big yellow schoolbus. Why do we behave like we do? Why do we do the things that make us smile, make us feel like living, why? Coz ultimately its just a matter of time before it all breaks down. We know so little about when things can disappear just like that.

I know m sounding philosophical n all.....but its all a new realization. Read on......gets better.....;)

Back to the adventures of our fictitious(imaginary in case you din't know the meaning :P) characters Rahul and Sameera, saving the world from boredom :P

So we have a story of a boy lets call him Rahul,....naam toh suna hi hoga :P....couldnt help maro that dialogue. Now Rahul n his gf (girlfriend u retards :P....lolz) we goin steady for a while . All was good in paradise. They were destined to be together.....but who know what life had in store for them . Sameera, Rahul's gf....heroine's entry starts :P....yeah u wish :P....
Nwys, Sameera was an independent , cheerful, gorgeous n sweet gal. So whts new rite?.....Stop interruptin n listen. So where was I ? ohh yeah.....Sameera was very n unlike Rahul , they had nothin in common . But that seemed to be what brought them together. It started on 1 rainy day. Rahul was waiting on the bus stand .....BEST (Mumbai ) buses.....never there when you need it . It was pouring down bad. It was the last bus home. Rahul thought, "damn, this bus had to be late today. Its raining n m gettin late......oh there is the freakin bus....". So nwys he gets on it n wishes dat his night would go in peace. Little did he know his life was about to be changed.


As the bus was about to leave, a pretty girl came running behind.....Rahul saw her comin.....she wasn't gonna make it.....he held out her hand.....she caught on. He pulled her in. I know its filmy....but life is dont u think! :P So they started chattin n turned out they had a couple of friends in common. Friendship turned to love. They were a blissful couple. All was well.


Present day, Rahul was having a tough time with his studies, but managing thru. Sameera was a focussed girl u see. She came up to Rahul one day n said " I have a rishta from a well settled boy ". Rahul thought she was jokin. But she was serious. He said " So?" Sameera replied, " I'm considering it...." Rahul was shocked. He said ," I can't believe it , why?" Sameera said, " I know its hard , but in my culture I need to settle down with a well to do boy, you still have to get your life together, I cant wait that long, I hope you understand.". Rahul n Sameera parted ways. He was heartbroken. Sameera did send him an invitation but he never went , how could he?


A couple of years passed by, Sameera was now well settled with her husband in New York, wife of software professional in US u see ...... She did try to contact Rahul a couple of times . But there was no trace. Rahul in the meanwhile had moved on. He got a new inspiration in life, to prove Sameera wrong. Even he could do it. He started workin hard . He got his life together, joined a good company n was now settled (so to speak). He hoped he could show Sameera how much he had achieved some day.


Rahul had a company party to go to dat nite. It was in New York's finest hotel, all red carpet event. ...I know wht you are thinkin..same old story...but read on...So he had this meeting, and then he gets the big contract. He is rushed to India to start work . Then he starts workin late shifts. On one such day , his car breaks down, its pouring as usual, bus comes. He gets in....den as it begins to move.....a voice is heard...dat same voice....could it be.......nah no way.....but he holds out his hand to help the person anyway. He gets the girl into the bus. To his suprise its Sameera, both of them are shocked. She asks about why he dint stay in contact , he says " Some things are better left alone...." There is silence. She suspects hes not settled even now, but notices the expensive suit, he says hes workin in a good MNC n is here on a project. She says " why dint you ever call me?. I totally misunderstood you". Rahul thinks for a minute, n says " Sameera, u n I had somethin special, I couldve conquered the world for you, but u never understood me......when you left....I was shattered. I realized that you should've gotten better n you did the right thing n I'm happy for you. That was the time i started afresh n reached where I am today. But anyways, why am I tellin you all this. What are you doin in India?" Sameera replies " I'm here to visit ma parents". Suddenly Rahul's cellphone rings, a woman's voice can be heard. Rahul replies " Hey darlin, m fine, just finished off the project . Will be back in New York next week. I want you to meet a special friend of mine". He hands over the phone to Sameera n says "Sameera, my fiance wants to say hi". Silence in the air.....

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Stuff 2...no its not a sequel !

Well....long time no see....or in our case "long to see but no time " :P This blog is about some people. All blogs are about people only.....whts so special about this one. Well..its about a specific set of people.....a specific period of time .....a specific place....( i should stop using the word 'specific' now....to be more specific :P)

There was a Mr S, Mr VK ,Mr M and Mr VS. They were part of the 'sexy 7' a fictional gang formed during the outing to Matheran in 2001. Ahh.....dose were the days. Anyways...this story spans over a period of 4 years, 8 months , 24 days, 8 hours , 2 minutes and 32 seconds ....lol..(if u read that line and are not frustrated by now....u need help :P )

S, VK,M and VS were friends from school. They were a set of happy go lucky creatures . Actually "they were Happy to go to places where they would get lucky ":P. WARNING: I rilli need to crack a wierd joke every 10 minutes in order to survive :P.......lolz

Ok , so its 4 guys.....whts d big deal. Yes, they were 4 guys and there is no big deal here.....actually there wouldve been a lotta " BIG DEALS" if it was diwali or New year....lolz.....Dont get frustrated...u already read the warning dint ya ? ;)

So lets go 2 the final yr of their undergrad studies, they are just about to graduate and ready to take on the world (or so it seems :)) They have a gr8 get together and outing 2 Gorai before they are off with their jobs. Mr M goes to Hyderabad. Mr VK n Mr VS are in Mumbai and Mr S goes off abraod .

Lets get into the characters. Mr M is a computer genius, a hacker, a coder.....n love guru to say the least. People from all corners of the world flock to him for advice including Mr S. Mr VK is a talented MBA . Hes the life of a party. Gr8 person to hang with. Mr VS is a big scholar. Gr8 at keeping pet names and does occasionally indulge in gossip when in company with Mr S. Actually anyone would be converted into a gossip mongrel if they stayed long enough with Mr S.

Now our story veers off to Mr S's love life or the lack of it. See Mr S is basically frustrated that he has not had a single gf( gf means girlfriend...if u dint knew that ....u are a great gifted god's angel.....psst: how in d world did u manage to not know dat moron!) Nwys Mr S has been feelin miserable since his 3rd year of engineering . Hes sick of seeing all his friends gettin hooked....gettin that significant other, the better ( and in many cases the "worse" half) , the one that completes you. If u still dint get it....m talkin bout a girlfriend u retard ...lolz

Nwys Mr S had acquired the infamy of being accused of hitting on every other girl he met. Mr VS also accused him of being a "Panga dude" always taking "panga" with females. Mr S actually liked a girl in his 4th year ( a certain Miss R ) Miss R was from Mr M's college. But he never told Mr M that for fear of (god knows wht). Mr S would send Miss R SMSs ......They would talk on the phone for hours. Actually it was for only the 1st month since after the phone bill came....he was forced to cut it short to 15 minutes. But this could not deter Mr S. He was determined to say how he felt to Miss R.

He wanted to tell Miss R the magic sentence you know. But he was unsure if Miss R felt the same way. He was to leave the city in a few weeks. But he dint have the courage to face her for the last time. It was a harsh decision. Mr S flew off without saying a word.

They were outta contact for a year. Then finally after a year , he met Miss R. She had come to his city on a project. He wanted to say so many things. Miss R looked at him . Her eyes....they said a thousand tales. Her hair blowing in the wind. Mr S wondered, she still looked the same, so innocent , so fragile. Does she feel the same way? Should I ask her? It has been so many years.....can I still ask her the question?......How can I

The air seemed poignant with the tension between them . Miss R broke the silence...."How are you?" . Mr S replied "I'm good , how have u been?" There was doubt in Mr S's mind about the prospect of being rejected....or ruining the friendship they already had. But he decided it was time to face the truth. How long could he hide it? How long could he not ask the question? He had to do it. So he gulped his tension aside n asked Miss R...."I wanna ask u something". Miss R replied "I know what u wanna say. I have somethin to tell u as well. I think u know my answer" ( people they are not telepathic......love can make eye contact account for verbal communication ;)...lol )

Miss R was smiling. S said " I hope it doesnt ruin our friendship" "No it wont , I was afraid ...but now I feel stronger knowing that you are here ". S finally asked her. He went near her, smiled n said " R, I ......" "eh.....I .....u..." . Miss R smiled n said "Its ok.....just ask ". S finally said " R, I needed to ask u this for such a long time.....'Yeh Melody itni chocolaty kyun hoti hai' " .

Reaction......aftermath .......nuclear meltdown ....etc...follows in the next post. Wht did u expect....perverted minds :P...lol

Monday, July 28, 2008

Summer time

Summer is the time to laze......Its the time to kick back and relax.....and recharge your batteries....or jus let your batteries rust rather for the lack of productive work that you do ;)
Its a time to be one with nature or rather curse the weather for the rising temperature :P Its a time to plan ahead or rather plan how to relax....plz read "101 ways to do tp :P
Its the most eagerly awaited season......ya since we get to go on trips and can call all our crazy antics as "Summer madness" :P
More on this soon.....
Till then a short poem about summer....n m not talkin about Summer Roberts from "The OC" :P


Here comes summer
Here comes summer
Chirping Robins, budding roses
Here comes summer
Here comes summer
Gentle showers, summer clothes
Here comes summer
Here comes summer
Whoosh-shiver there it goes